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Notes from a 13 year old
by Matt Kemp

Rasheed Wallace has a 47% chance of drawing a technical...he must have 24/7 PMT!!!

Charles Oakley needs to stop beating up on people...he is starting to creep into my nightmares.

Which is slower, the Eiffel Tower or Patrick Ewing?

Sir Charles B. needs to start presenting NBA 2002 on ITV...that would draw some ratings.

Scottie Pippen bitches so much that I'm starting to think that he breeds Bulldogs.

The ref who ejected KG vs.Utah needs to by a tighter belt...look what he does when he walks away.

Tim Duncan is so cool he needs to be defrosted in the Locker room.

Isaiah rider is so late that he needs to be teleported to the Locker room.

Look out for these two innovations in Kelloggs Frosties in the next month or two...

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